__The_Ballad_of_Buff_Guy_Bob__ Bob, Bob, the Buff Guy Bob Fighting bad guys is his job Bob, Bob, though he can't fly He'll send bad guys to the sky There was a guy named Bob, but he got hacked He vowed revenge, his patience cracked He worked out, day and night Training, getting ready to fight Bob, Bob, the Buff Guy Bob Fighting bad guys is his job Bob, Bob, though he can't fly He'll send bad guys to the sky Found a bad guy, punched his face Sent his teeth flyin' to space BAM! Sent him flyin' to jail All the cops could hear him wail
I made the poem for an English poetry project some time ago. I don't know if this is a real ballad, but I got a 100 on it, so I'm gonna assume it's correct. I can't draw people lol
