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Bellflowerpaw: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Journeypaw: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Bellflowerpaw: You don’t have to wear… Journeypaw: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off. Bellflowerpaw: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my gullibility. I’ll wait. Championpaw: You and me! Bellflowerpaw: *tearing up* Ok. Championpaw: Slash gamemode creative. Bellflowerpaw: Dude, this isn't Min- Championpaw: *starts levitating* Orchidflight: Damn, the power went out. Cricketspring: Don’t worry, I got this. Cricketspring: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Orchidflight: What-? Cricketspring: I swallowed a glow stick! Orchidflight, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Cricketspring: Shroomfly, what do you have? Shroomfly: A KNIFE! Cricketspring: Okay, have fu- Primrosemeadow: NO! Blossomspark: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Cricketspring: Wow. They sound stupid. Blossomspark: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Cricketspring: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Blossomspark: I guess you’re right. Hey Cricketspring, I love you. Cricketspring: See! Just say that! Blossomspark: Holy flipping heck. Cricketspring: If that flies over their head then, sorry Blossomspark, but they're too dumb for you. Blossomspark: Cricketspring... Championpaw: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Bellflowerpaw: What the heck? Poppytwist: They’re having an idea. Regalpaw: What are you drinking? Journeypaw: *alcoholic drink here that I need to censer probably*. Regalpaw: Straight? Journeypaw: No, gay. Why? Regalpaw: I meant like straight from the bottle or not- Thrashercloud: Redstar, how do you feel about lifting heavy things? Redstar: My doctor just said I should avoid— Thrashercloud: Being a wuss? I agree. Ghost: Regalpaw got into a fight. Journeypaw: That’s bad. Journeypaw: Journeypaw: Did they win? Fenwhistle: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Peachchance: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear anything about it. Championpaw: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Poppytwist periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Championpaw: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. Birdglide: How do you want your coffee? Badgeroak: Black, like my soul. Birdglide: Birdglide: Badgeroak, your soul is a latte. Poppytwist: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Birdglide: I’m worried about you. Regalpaw: Do you need help getting up? Thrashercloud: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor. Poppytwist, trying to comfort Bellflowerpaw: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there. Bellfowerpaw, looking at them funny: You what now? Championpaw: Oooh, a train! Regalpaw: We’re in a train station, Championpaw. Journeypaw: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people. Redstar: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.