i apologize to all british people for the accent ....is what i would say if british people were real and not just made up for the magnus archives ahhahahsvahcfghsg /j
trans cript: statement of blorbo, regarding being from my shows statement begins: you never see a horse plinko. not really. you may think you can see it eeby from the corner of your eye, maybe even deeby on occasion, but it’s not really there, neither the plinko nor the horse, not the glup nor the shitto. that’s what i had spent years thinking… statement ends. i am unsure what this incomprehensible lingo is, but tim has informed me this is something used on the website tumblr concurrent to (and possibly triggered by) tag blocks implemented on the mobile application. he has given me a few notes on how to best interpret this statement, along with an impassioned plea that I obtain a tumblr because i would supposedly “do numbers” on the site with my scorching hot takes. i personally disagree and find this unlikely. meanwhile, martin seems to already know this tumblr language. he told me he liked my shoelaces the other day after doing some investigation on what misfortune befell this blorbo fellow. martin seemed subsequently disappointed when i did not respond that I received them from the president of the united states. tim’s handy guide has since informed me of the purpose of this request.
