CLAR1F1CAT10N: Pl3as3 d0n't c0mm3nt y0ur $c0r3$ unl3$$ y0u als0 hav3 s0m3th1ng n1c3 t0 $ay. That sh0uld b3 und3rst00d. 1t 1s rud3 (t0 m3) t0 ju$t c0mm3nt y0ur $c0r3, l1k4 y0u d0n't actually car3 ab0ut th3 pr0j3ct. INSTRUCTIONS: Click the button to begin. Use the arrow keys (or WASD) to dodge the missiles. Do not touch the edge. You can only see within a certain radius, which gets smaller. Press space or click to continue after you lose. MISSILE TYPES: -Red: Goes straight down. -Green: Curves toward you. -Gold: Larger and slower.
Thanks to @Yalzo for the original. How long can you survive in this crazy, corrupted world? My best score was 14.