Sylvia, Wander, and I were on a planet with a giant mountain, and Sylvia was fighting a doom dragon while Wander and I were hiding behind a rock. I know. We’re cowards. Get over it. We were just talking about old stuff (like some funny memories) while Sylvia was fighting. Then we stopped, to see Sylvia getting absolutely DESTROYED by the doom dragon. “uh… Syl... ya think... that maybe... you should... try another way?” Wander asked. “NO! I.. I got this!" Exclaimed Sylvia. Then, the dragon bit the rock Wander and I were hiding behind and picked it up with its mouth. “Totally under control!” Grunted Sylvia, trying to push the rock up. “Yeah… but maybe there's another way to stop it.” I said to Sylvia. I knew she wan’t gonna listen to me, she could be very stubborn sometimes. “No, this the only way! Now go find something to help me BASH this BEAST!” She responded. Wander and I looked at each other and shrugged. The two of us said, “okay.” We then split up to look. I looked on the left, he looked on the right. I started to look around the place, and my eyes wandered over to a small glimmering stone on the ground. It was red, and looked thick. I picked it up, then dropped it. It felt hot to the touch, so I took a rag out of my bag, and picked it up again. I dropped the rag covered gemstone into my bag, and went back over to find Wander and Sylvia. Then, I see a giant egg roll down the mountain. Probably Wander and Sylvia’s fault. Of course, right after, Wander rolled down the mountain after the egg, and Sylvia followed him. I walked over to them. “Hey guys, who’s the egg?” I asked, curious. “Oh, we were just trying to get this little egg back up there to its mommy!” He said, as he pointed to the nest on the very top of the mountain. “Uh… Y/N?” Asked Sylvia. “What?” I responded. “Why is your bag… glowing?” Wander then looked down, and saw my bag. “What’s in there?” He asked. I took out the stone in the rag, and showed it to Wander and Sylvia. “What do you think it is?” I asked. “Looks like a fancy rock.” Scoffed Sylvia. She was probably hoping for like, a lava sword or something. Wander then touched the rock with his finger and screamed. “YOUCH!!!” He exclaimed. “THAT’S HOT!!!” I facepalmed. “We can use this to fight the dragon!” Said Sylvia. “Sylvia… it’s a dragon. It’s probably impervious to heat.” I said. “Not if you throw it into its eye!” She replied. Just then, we heard rumbling coming from somewhere on the mountain. I looked up and saw the doom dragon trying to get out of a cave. “How did you guys manage to do that?!” I asked. “Quick!! Out here we’re fish in a barrel!!” Sylvia ran into a small cave at the edge of the mountain, dragging Wander, the egg, and me along with her. “What is wrong with you!?You've been flinging this poor thing around like a sack of potatoes, do you know nothing about proper parenting??” Exclaimed Wander, gesturing wildly at the egg. “Even I know a thing or two about that subject,” I said smugly. Sylvia and I then look up to see the doom dragon now much closer to breaking free. “okay, what do you want me to do!?” Hissed Sylvia. “The baby needs to know we're helping it, not hurting it, it needs some assurance, it needs…” Wander started. “Don’t tell me…” grumbled Sylvia. “A hug!” Wander and I exclaimed at the same time. “Over. My. Dead. Body.” Responded Sylvia. We heard more rumbling as Sylvia jumped on the egg and started hugging it. I then saw the egg glow pink and start to form hearts all over its shell. I gave a confused look as Wander just looked excited. “We’ll explain later, can we go now??” Sylvia said. Just then, the doom dragon got free and blasted fire at Sylvia and the egg. Suddenly, the gem in my bag shot a red, burning laser at the doom dragon, right at its eye. It whimpered and closed its eye. “I'm not happy right now.” Said Sylvia.
Did they not see what that gem just did? That was incredible! I then saw Wander pull out his banjo and prepare to sing a song. “We’re on a quest to get eggy to the nesty~ projectile spines, hit more than they miss!” The gem shoots a spine at the doom dragon. It misses. “now the baby has a scratch, on her shell that hasn't hatched~ and a boo boo just demands a kiss~” I joined in on the song. “now you’re shivering from frosty freezy ice breath~ and I can tell you want to punch us in the gut~” Wander sang. The gem shoots a blast of Ice at the dragon. It freezes its claw, but the dragon shakes its claw and the ice breaks off. “But baby’s cold, sad to admit, needs mother hen to sit on it, and you have got the biggest butt~!” I sang. “after getting hit with monster spit, a bath we take~ and now you soothe dear eggy poo with patty cake~” sang Wander. “caring for children is such fun won’t you agree~ you'd thought you'd kick some monster butt, instead you’re dressed for tea~” I sang. “as we approach our final destination~ you have been burned, sizzled, smashed, and struck~ it was all worth, you'll agree~ cause finally you will see~ a lump of love, will take the bronco’s buck~” Sang Wander and I. Then Wander and I just went nuts singing a melody. Once we were done, we were out of breath, so tired. Sylvia drops the egg in the nest, hard. “well GOOD riddance!” She shouted. I peeked over to see Sylvia hugging the egg. Wander and I had the BIGGEST smiles on our faces. “OH, I see what you’re doing, well, it's not gonna work! No cutesy wutesy egg is gonna make a softy outta me! Just as Wander sees his lovey dovey plan go up in smoke, I’ll be back to doing what I do best, kicking some monster butt!” Sylvia stopped hugging the egg. Just then, the egg started to hatch. “Here we go! Hey, aren't you gonna stay for the reunion?” Asked Wander. “Why? Do I look like a giant flying lizard?” Sylvia huffed, and started back down the mountain. I shrugged. Her loss. Then, we started to watch the egg hatch. As more pieces of the egg fell off, I realized that was not a baby doom dragon. I could tell Wander noticed that too, as he had a surprised expression on his face. And someone else noticed, too. The doom dragon. It swooped down, licking its lips, hoping to get a three course meal. “Sylvia!!!” We exclaimed. “YOU WERE RIGHT!!! IT DOES WANT TO EAT US!!!” I took out the gem, and it kept trying to blast the doom dragon, but to no avail. Suddenly, Sylvia pushed us behind her. “Back off you lava lizard! You aren’t going anywhere NEAR my friends!” She exclaimed. “Hush now baby, everything's gonna be... alright?” She squeaked, talking to the egg. We then saw a giant momma bug glaring at the doom dragon. It roared, scaring the doom dragon so badly that it turned WHITE. The doom dragon, now very afraid, flew off with its tail inbetween its legs. Sylvia sighed, and hugged the egg. Peepers’ POV: I can't stop thinking about her. Yeah, that girl I met during the invasion. Why did she help me? Why would she even bother? Maybe she isn’t like the rest of the heroes we’ve faced. Maybe… she’s more like Wander. Disgusting. But I have a feeling she isn’t going to go down easy. I’m going to have to try harder if I want her gone. I know Hater hates her too. He’s been acting weird since the invasion, more immature and whiny. I know this is Wander’s fault, somehow. And Y/N’s. And Sylvia’s. They all contributed to this. And that’s why they must be taken out.
