Wander and I were going on a picnic. Sylvia was in the bathroom, it’s legitimately amazing that she could hold it for five months. But anyway, Wander wanted to watch the plants align, and once we got to the edge we spotted Lord Hater on a giant platform. He was blabbering on about a wish and the planets aligning, and Wander decided to tell him we were here. "Hater, is that you? It’s me, Wander,and Y/N is here too! Are you here to watch the planets align as well? Look, we even packed a picniiiic!” As soon as he said my name, Peepers turned to face Wander and I, with a look that said, “you better not mess this up for us.” Hater stepped to the side. Wander looked at me, then decided to get Hater’s attention again. “Hater, you remember us, right?” Hater ignored us again, but I knew wander wouldn't give up. That's one of the things I like about him, his determination. “We travel the galaxy, I'm about this tall-“ he makes a size with his arms. “while Y/N is a little smaller, I wear a hat, and I sometimes make this face... or this one... or this... or sometimes when I'm feeling really crazy, THIS ONE!” I giggled while he was saying that whole thing knowing that hater would snap soon enough. “You’re probably wondering where our friend Sylvia is, huh? She wanted to come, but she had to go to the bathroom." Said Wander. "Zbornaks only go once every like five months… crazy, huh? She said it takes a while and it's kind of embarrassing… And so she doesn't want everyone knowing about, so she told me, ‘wander, don't go blabbing like you always do!’” Wander stopped, realizing what he just said. “Oops!” He shrugged. I facepalmed. (he's so clueless sometimes…) “I don't care!" Hater shouted. “Where?" Wander looked at me, confused, I just shrugged. “We don't know where she’s going to the bathroom, around here somewhere, why do you wanna know?!” Wander shouted. He leaned in closer to my ear, and I blushed a little. “Weird,” he whispered. I just nodded. “It's okay though, because I promised her I'd take pictures! smile!” Wander took a picture. Lots of fist fighters were laughing, while I heard Emperor Awesome say, "YOOO, DUDES, send me that photo!” Anyway, we were going to get going and find a good watching spot. As we walked away, we said "later Hater." Wander wanted to go to the bottom of the hill, so I slipped down the hill, found a good spot and waited for Wander. I saw wander carefully trying to get down the hill. As he got to the bottom, he scrambled over to where I was. Once he got there he said, "here we go! picnic time." I then reached over to open the basket, and Wander pushed my hand away. "I got this, Y/N." I just smiled a little, pulling my hand away. He then started to try to pull off the top?? I mean, even I knew there was a latch holding it shut. He kept trying to open it, and there was even a point where he used his teeth to try. “Wander if you need help, then I could…" Wander interrupted me before I could finish. "no it's okay, I got this." He then finally noticed the latch. “ohhhh, the latch, silly me!” “SERIOUSLY?!" Hater shouted. I started to unpack the food with Wander’s help. He then got out the camera. “Can't believe Sylvia’s missing this…” I turn around and see a robot and a dinosaur fighting. It was a epic sight, so I took a picture with my phone. I turned around and Wander was taking pictures of the food. The generic looking sandwiches. I gave him a look that said "seriously??" He finally noticed the fight going on. "now that is just awful!" Wander said. “we almost ate without offering to share!!" He couldn’t be serious. He didn’t REALLY expect us to eat all these sandwiches alone, did he? I looked at him weirdly. He gave me a goofy shrug. He then ran off saying "I’ll be right back!” And he even took the basket, leaving me with nothing to eat. “hey, Y/N,” Peepers said as he made his way down. "Oh? You’re talking to me? I thought you didn’t like me!” I said. “I don’t. I just wanted to ask you to stop your friend from distracting Lord Hater.” He scowled at me. “I actually have a question for you, though.” Peepers asked. "Are you and Wander dating, or are you just friends?” My face turned a very deep red as I struggled to say my answer “Ahahahahaha! N-no, Wander and I are just friends, I swear!” I said, waving my hamds in front of my face. “Sylvia?” He then asked. “Uh, no? Why do you wanna know?” I asked, suspicious. “Peepers! Do you… secretly… like me?” He looked at me in disgust. “That’s disgusting. No! Hater wanted to know.” I raised my eyebrows. “Hater wanted to know?” “Yes. For some reason, he feels the need to go for every girl he comes into contact with.” Peepers sighed. From up the hill, I heard Hater yell, “PEEPERS!! GET UP HERE!!” Peepers ran off without even saying goodbye.
Wander then grabbed my hand and ran up the platform, and once we got up there a force field came down. Wander grabbed a bag of popcorn out of his hat, and we sat down. “Me oh MY! Hater, you found the perfect spot to watch the plants align, we’re going to have front row seats!” Wander said with his mouth full of popcorn. “Get out of here!" Hater yelled, annoyed. He hadn’t seen me yet. “okie dokie!” Wander said, as we got up and started walking to where we came from. I stopped when we reached the forcefield, but Wander ended up bonking against the force field multiple times. “Sorry, Hater, we would if we could, but there seems to be some kind of force field!” Just then, Peepers came banging on the outside of the force field. I was confused, wasn't he supposed to be up here with Hater when the force field appeared? "SORRYYY I CANNOT GIVE YOU AN-Y POP CORN" I heard Wander say to Peepers, really exhaggerated and slowly. I kept muffling giggles as he kept talking. "THERE IS A FORCE FIELD!” That's when I absolutely cracked up. The force field suddenly broke as we started staring at Lord Hater. “Here you go!” Wander said, as he handed Peepers the popcorn then ran down the platform. I wanted see what would happen, so me and Peepers sat down and stared watching lord hater chase Wander while munching on the popcorn. “Does he do this a lot?” I asked. “He didn’t before you and Wander showed up.” Said Peepers. Then, Hater started running back to the platform at top speed shouting "YES!” As the tall thing at the top of the platform started to open, I took a picture (because this was a once in a life time thing,) “you know, Hater, when you’re right you’re right! Best. Spot. Ever.” Wander said, while taking pictures. Peepers then dropped his popcorn and aimed his blaster at Wander, but it was countered by the flash of Wander taking a picture. Peepers crumpled to the ground in pain, clutching his eye and holding back a scream. Wander went back over to Hater to take more pictures, while I stayed behind to help Peepers.. “Are you ok?" I asked, concerned. This was the second time this has happened. Peepers winced, got up, and rubbed his eye. “I’m fine. You helping me once was enough.” He sounded angry, and I didn’t blame him. If I had been looking directly at a flash with an eye that big, I’d be mad too. "I wish you would leave me alone for five seconds!!!” Peepers and I turned around to see Wander frozen, and Hater looking horrified. “NO!!! That’s not what I meant!!” He whined. The two of us facepalmed, and the rest of the watchdogs followed in unison directly after. We walked over to where hater was standing. “Three..two..one..," Peepers counted down. I laughed, seeing Wander unfrozen, right back to talking to Hater as if nothing had happened. Wander wanted to take a picture of so me, so I bent down and hugged Peepers to keep him in the shot. Wander needed one good picture of him, at least. Awkardly enough, our eyes were all closed when Wander took the picture, and in a really ugly way too. Peepers pointed his blaster at me, seething with rage. Eeesh. Looks like he didn’t like that. To stop him from shooting, Wander took another picture of Peepers, and the flash got him straight in the eye. I thanked Wander for helping. Peepers and Hater then both stumbled backwards, falling off the platform. “So, what did I miss?” Asked Sylvia, returning from the bathroom. "Weeeeellll…" Wander started, showing his pictures to Sylvia. As we rode off to the next planet, my mind kept wandering (get it? Ugh, that was a terrible joke, and didn’t even fit in the sentence) back to Peepers. Even after everything, weirdly enough, I felt something for him. Well, that’s two weird looking guys I’ve fallen for. Come back next time for Y/N’s weird, mixed up life! (That wasn’t funny either-)
