I know I’ve said a bunch of my past adventures started off badly, but this takes first place by FAR. Hater was fuming mad, and was going to take it out on Wander. And of course, I just HAD to be there as well, so Hater’s taking it out on me too. “This is it, Wander! This is where our wretched rivalry finally ends! Oh, and you too Y/N-“ Hater yelled. We were walking over a terrifying looking pit, hands tied up, escorted by a watchdog. There were watchdogs sitting on all sides of the pit. The watchdog escorting us had a blaster to Wander’s back. Figures I was an afterthought. “Peepers! Activate the portal to the Pit of Perpetual Pain!” Hater yelled, as Peepers pressed a big, red button. At the bottom of the pit, ther was a hatch, and the hatch opened up to reveal a huge blue portal. “Ooooh… pretty…” marveled Wander, not scared at all. I wish I could be that brave, but I was terrified. “It's not pretty!! It's a portal to the prison dimension, where I have banished my most despised enemies! Say "Goodbye", Wander and Y/N!” Hater shouted at us. “Hello!” Wander shouted. I looked at him, confused. “Hello??” I asked. “No, not hello! Goodbye!” Hater exclaimed, fuming. Wander waved at someone. “…Sylvia!” He said. Oh! Of course Sylvia was coming to save us. “Hi!” I said, waving at her as well. “Wha...?” Hater was very confused. Sylvia had got the door to the room open, and she grinned at Hater. “‘Sup?” She asked. Hater looked FURIOUS. “GET HER!!!” Hater yelled at the watchdogs. Sylvia was punching watchdogs left and right, not hard enough to [dead] them, but hard enough to knock them out. Wander looked around to see this happening, and Sylvia grabbed a watchdog, spun him around, and threw him high into the air. He flew towards the archway, directly at Peepers, who proceeded to scream. The watchdog PLOWED into him, which knocked him over and sent his helmet flying right into the control panel. I winced. That had to hurt. “Uh oh! This is baaaad!” Hater said, nervous. The archway EXPLODED, and Hater jumped off just in time. Wander, who had mysteriously gotten out of his handcuffs, noticed this. “Don’t worry, Hater! I’ll save ya!” He reached out a hand to Hater, and Hater grabbed his hand. This led to both of them falling. Before Wander could completely fall off the platform, he grabbed my hand. I blushed just a little bit, and attempted to stop the three of us from falling. “Let! Go! Of! Hater!” I strained to say. “No!” Wander exclaimed. “We can’t let him fall down there!” I looked over at the control panel, and Peepers was frantically trying to close the portal, but the control panel was busted, and he was having no luck. “Wander! We’re ALL going to die if you don’t let go!” I exclaimed, Wander’s hand nearly slipping out of mine. “Y/N, I CAN’T! We can’t let someone else die!” Shouted Wander. I was stalling, hoping Peepers would find a way to close the portal. I looked over, but he was just hyperventilating. I would be too, if i was in his position. I couldn’t hold on any longer, my fingers were turning white. I let go, and I screamed. “Wander, if we’re going to die, there’s something I have to tell you.” I started. We were falling for a long time. “What is it, Y/N?” He asked. “I-“ and then we fell into the portal. It created a massive blast that absorbed the entire pit. We were still falling, through a black and blue tunnel that I assumed was the inside of the portal. We fell for about four minutes, and I couldn’t open my mouth. Were we going to die? After we finished falling, we fell some more, but outside of the portal. I got a glimpse of the landscape before I landed and hit my head on the ground. Wander woke me up, and I’m not sure how much time had passed. I had a pounding headache, and Hater was right beside us. Of course he was. I looked around at the landscape. There was a massive skeleton of what looked like a dinsaur, a bunch of geysers, and some giant, pointy rock formations. Not exactly the ideal vacation spot. “Ugh… it smells like zombie armpits down here.” Hater muttered. He took out a notebook. “‘Zombie… armpits’… good name for a band.” He noted. He put it away, and mimicked calling someone on the phone. “Come in, Peepers. You gotta get me outta here. You have no idea how horrrrible this place is.” He said. Suddenly, I saw two figures walk up behind him, and I backed away in fear. “Ma-a-an, I’d hate to be the guy... ...who has to... stay here...for all...eternity?” He said, growing more nervous by the minute as figures made a circle around him. “Peepers?” He asked, nervously.
The figures all attacked him at once. The fight continued as Hater yelled swears every five seconds. I started laughing really hard. Wander ran up to the fight, but I decided to stay as far away as possible. “Hey, hey, hey! Don't be mean! We don't have to be mean!” I heard Wander yell. Heh. Classic Wander. “Huh? Wander, that you?” Asked one with purple skin and heavy iron armor. Of COURSE Wander knows them. “What the heck are you doin' here?” Asked the same guy. “Hey, it's Wander!” Said two of the other guys. “Hey, look who's back, boys!” Called a third guy. All of them gathered around Wander, thankfully avoiding me. “Whoa, hey, buddy.” Said a fourth guy. “Hurray, it's Wander!” A couple of them yelled. “Hey, where ya been, Wander?” Asked a fifth. “You...you...know these guys?” Hater asked. “Know him? He helped me start up my used bookstore!” Exclaimed the first guy. “He taught me how to whistle!” Said the second. He attempted it, but it sounded very off. “He helped me deal with my violent tendencies!” Said the third, before punching Hater. I giggled a bit. “Man, oh man, fellas, it sure has been a while! What the heck y'all been up to?” Said Wander. “Well, I was a small business owner... Until somebody destroyed my bookstore… All because I told him, his novel wasn't selling well!” The first guy said. He glared at Hater. Of course it was Hater’s fault. Hater smiled nervously. “So he threw me, IN HERE!!!” Yelled the first guy. He growled and started walking towards Hater, until Wander intervened. “STOP!!! I can't have some of my friends hurting my other friends!” “Whoa. Hater is your friend?!” Asked the first guy. “Aww, yeah. He may be the "Ultimate evil" and all, but... I know, deep down inside-“ said Wander, hugging Hater. Hater pushed Wander away. “No!!! I totally hate this guy! I mean... To-tal-ly hate! I would never-!” Exclaimed Hater, before the guys walk towards him, growling. “Want to be...apart...from a good friend like him!” Hater said, sounding fake. “Rrrright back at 'cha, buddy!” Said Wander, hugging Hater. “If you're friends... Prove it.” Said the first guy, once again. I took out my camera. This was going to be good. “Best Bud Handshake?” Wander asked. “Oh, yeah. Totally, our uh, "Best Bud Bro" shake that we do, like...all the time. Let's do it...” responded Hater. “Wait! Y/N! You need to get in on this! You’re a part of this too!” Exclaimed Wander. Hater gave him a surprised look. Hey, why not? I joined them. “Hit me high! Hit me low! Make a turtle, Man, he's slow. Right hand left, Left hand right!” Wander started, before nodding at me to do the rest. “Do a twirl, Outta sight! Cookies in the oven, Let 'em bake…” I continued his handshake. “And that's how ya do... The Best Buds Shake!” Both of us said together. Wander pulled Hater into a hug, and I joined. “Ta da?” Said Hater, uncertain. The guys applaud. “Okay, guess you are best buds. BUT YOU BEST NOT BE JOSHING!” Yelled the first guy. “Also, Y/N, I didn’t know you were down here! Wander’s told me good things about you.” I blushed a bit. “Really? That’s so nice of him!” I said. “Yes, sir! No way, no joshin', best buds. All three of us! Best...” Hater started, before Wander placed half of a “best buds” necklace next to Hater’s half. “Buds…” Hater continued, sounding forlorn. “What about you, Y/N? Do you have part of a necklace?” The first guy asked. “Haha, nah, I’m not really a necklace girl myself.” I responded. Maybe it wasn’t gonna be so bad down here. A couple hours later… All the inmates were gathered around a campfire, eating a dead, roasted bug. They offered some to Wander and I, but Wander refused. He’s vegetarian, and bugs are meat, so. I accepted, though. It actually didn’t taste that bad! Once I was finished, I noticed Wander sneak off, and I followed him. He was visiting Hater! “Sorry, Hatey-bo-batey, I tried to rustle us up some grub, but they got the last one. Literally. So, hopefully...a-this will help manage those munchies!” He told Hater. What was he talking about? He refused the meal! Why would he..? The meal was literally disgusting looking. It was a pile of dirt, an eyeball (????), and a dead caterpillar, forming a smily face. “You expect me to eat this?!” Hater yells, about to throw the tray on the ground, but the inmates come and snarl at him. “Wonderful meal... you've prepared for me, oh pal of mine?” Hater said, sarcastically. He picked up the eyeball and touched it to his tongue, before throwing up. Disgusting. I walked away. Later, Wander and I started building a small shelter out of sticks, just big enough for three people. Hater walked by, and Wander pats the ground next to him, welcoming Hater to share the shelter. Hater shakes his head, and after a few minutes of trying to sleep on the ground, snow fell. Luckily for me, Wander had pulled a couple of blankets out of his bag, so I was perfectly warm. Hater finally got so cold that he joined us, and fell asleep with Wander hugging him. Aww, that’s so sweet.
