hi and welcome back to (i did not go to sleep) bad british accents :D !!WARNING!! i say like two no no words IM SORRY I COULDNT N O T SAY THEM PLEASE DONT REPORT ME ASHJSDH shh they're in bri'ish it doesn't count
transcript: ARCHIVIST: statement of one charlie flipflop who claims to have been stalked by a sentient rope. frankly, this sounds like a load of horsecrap to me. unfortunately we couldn't follow up on this statement as mr. flipflop has died in a manner of being strangled by a rope in his own home. what seems unusual is the fact that there were no signs of forced entry, and cameras show no one but charlie entering his house the week of the murder. anyway, i ducking hate my job. statement ends.
