I AM KAT (or Kota, that's more popular now) AND I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS THING (XD I changed the password so Echo can't get in) AND NOW TIME FOR SOME REALLY STUPID HETALIA PUNS: AUSTRIA was HUNGARY so he went to buy some TURKEY but it was from kfc so it was covered in GREECE. (*bursts out into giggle fits*) "Doctor! I think I SPAINED my ankle!" "Well then, just don't put PRUSSIA on it!" (*laughs hysterically*) And now for another version of that first one: "Dude, I'm HUNGARY." "Maybe you should CZECH the fridge." "Okay, I'm RUSSIAn to the kitchen!" "Is there any TURKEY" "Yeah, but it's covered in a layer of GREECE." "Ew, there's NORWAY I'd eat that." (*continues to laugh*) AND NOW FOR JAPAN ONLY PUNS: When Japan saw the Anaconda video, he went from Kiku Honda to Anahonda. What do you call Japanese cheese? JAPACHEESE! Also, don't forget your JAPACCINO. And what's Japan's favorite type of car? A Honda. Now other puns: What do you call pasta that's NOT made by Italy? An Impasta! What do you call a country that is good with cash? GerMONEY What is the #1 Asian country? TaiONE. Why did the cop pull Ivan over? Because he was RUSSIAN. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He PASTA way. "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But here's my number, so KOL me maybe." *dies from laughing* Okay, I think I'm going to stop now. Wait, one more. What is China's favorite car? A subARU. AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- *dies*
Oh yeah, that's my design of Pangaea by the way. I imagine her as the one who always has to watch over the countries, and she makes it horrible for them by spouting out puns all the time. She laughs uncontrollably at each one while the country is just sitting there, groaning and wishing they could just leave. And Pangaea's hair is supposed to represent wheat and golden stuff that grows XD, her freckles are supposed to be dirt, her eyes, grass, and the blue streak rivers that run through the land. Plus she is the birth-mother of the curls, so she has multiple curls. And the only countries who actually find Pangaea's jokes funny are America, Russia, Spain, Prussia, and Denmark. (Kat had me add the Denmark) And they all feed her puns and jokes to tell the poor other countries. And I like the instrumental for this song too much, I think. This whole thing is becoming Katon (Kat canon) now. IT IS ALL OFFICIALLY PART OF MY MIND!!! Oh yeah and I drew this. Not Echo, not my mom, ME. KAT. INSANE PERSON WHO ISN'T LETTING ECHO INTO HER OWN ACCOUNT.
