basically the same as my last project but also with me (rubiks) haha Racknack: I really like Eminem. Rubiks: I prefer skittles. Neptune: They are talking about the rapper. Rubiks: Why would they eat the wrapper? (in reality i actually prefer m&m's lol) Neptune: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Rubiks: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Neptune: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Racknack, recording: This is so cute. Rubiks: *sneaking in through their window* Racknack: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Rubiks: I was with Neptune? Neptune: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again? Rubiks: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Racknack: But are you shuffling? Rubiks: Everyday. Neptune: What language are you two speaking?? Rubiks: Adulting is hard. Rubiks: How do I quit? Racknack: Time travel. Neptune: Die. Racknack: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Rubiks. Neptune, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Racknack: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Neptune: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Racknack: You wanted fake blood? Neptune: Racknack: I’ll go call Rubiks. Rubiks: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Racknack, used to Rubiks being dumb: Sure... Rubiks: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Racknack: Okay? Rubiks: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Racknack: Rubiks: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Racknack: Jesus, that one is a little- Neptune, interested: No, no, Rubiks, keep going. Rubiks: Nice rock. Racknack: Thanks, Neptune gave it to me. Neptune: I threw it at you! Racknack: Aren't they the sweetest? Racknack & Rubiks: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Racknack: We need an adult! Rubiks: Racknack, you are an adult! Racknack: We need an adultier adult! Get Neptune! Racknack: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Rubiks: Okay. *later* Neptune: Rubiks! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Racknack, whispering: Deny everything. Rubiks, loudly: That isn't a chair. Neptune, holding a rock: Racknack just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Rubiks: If you don't marry them, I will. Neptune: Racknack, I know you love Rubiks. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely. Neptune: But I think they might be a _______ idiot. (and you are thinking correct) Rubiks, at Racknack: Would you like to stay for dinner? Neptune, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?! Neptune: And here we see Rubiks and Racknack in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Rubiks: Gaelic bread. Racknack: Grueling brad. Rubiks: Ha ha, glamorous beans. Racknack: I dare you- Rubiks: Neptune is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Racknack: Why not? Neptune: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Racknack: Where are you going? Neptune: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Racknack: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! Rubiks, knowing full well that Racknack got Neptune an engagement ring: *eating popcorn* Neptune: So, what is Rubiks to you? Racknack: The reason I wake up every morning. Neptune: ...That’s adorable. Rubiks earlier that morning, barging into Racknack′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! *Neptune teaching Rubiks to drive and taking Racknack along for the ride* Neptune: That's a pothole. To the left! Rubiks: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Racknack, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Rubiks: I don't think that's how the song goes. Neptune, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Rubiks: Country Roads. Racknack: To the place. Rubiks and Racknack in unison: I Belong! Neptune, crying harder: What the ____? Racknack: We're having a baby. Rubiks: Oh, congradu- Neptune, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here. Neptune: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Racknack, blushing: Okay. Rubiks: It's _______ summer. Rubiks: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. Racknack: "If" Neptune: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die. (im actually planning on having a big chaotic party-type thing for my funeral lol) Rubiks: Neptune, what do you value about Racknack? Neptune: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but... Racknack: That’s how I know they’re fresh!
Neptune: Rubiks, what are you doing? Rubiks: Making chocolate pudding. Neptune: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Rubiks: Because I've lost control of my life. Rubiks: Here's your pudding, Racknack. Racknack: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore. Rubiks: And now for a gay update with Racknack and Neptune. Neptune: Getting gayer. Rubiks: Thank you, Neptune. Neptune: Well, remember when Racknack made a romantic dinner for me? Rubiks: Neptune, they microwaved you a pizza. Neptune: Rubiks has no idea I’m high. Rubiks: You’re high? Neptune: Oh, I’m sorry. Neptune, leaning over to Racknack: Rubiks has no idea I’m high. Racknack: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Neptune: Can't relate. Rubiks: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins? Rubiks: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Neptune’* Racknack: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’* Neptune: Rubiks, I am questioning your sanity... Racknack: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start. Racknack, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Neptune, the love of my life, for telling me Rubiks was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. Rubiks: Ooh, somebody has a crush Neptune: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Racknack I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. *Later that night* Neptune, very much awake: Uh oh. Neptune: Go ahead, Rubiks. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry. Racknack: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation. Racknack: Rubiks, what do you have? Rubiks: A KNIFE! Racknack: Okay, have fu- Neptune: NO! Neptune: So, Rubiks is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Racknack: Why? Neptune: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Rubiks, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ___.
