Augustus Gloop falling scene: https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/youtube/FdSORiSaRW8/ (LISTEN TO IT WITH SOUND) THERE IS ANOTHER SLIDE AFTER THE GIF OF AUGUSTUS FALLING. TO GO TO THE NEXT SLIDE, PRESS SPACE AFTER THE GIF IS DONE PLAYING. Honestly, I'm on Augustus's side. He wanted to taste that very watery "chocolate" (looks more like brown water to me) and once he realized that everyone was getting all flustered about him drinking it, he wanted to rile them up a bit more, so he purposefully jumped in the river. I mean, COME ON. He didn't dare jump in, UNTIL Willy Wonka comes rushing over, telling him to stop. Then he's like "oooh, Willy Wonka's getting all flustered. Lemme just..." then he jumps in. As soon as everyone comes running over. A bit suspicious, but he's still in the right.
The song is the Augustus Gloop song. Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop The great big greedy nincompoop Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile. Come on we cried The time is ripe To send him shooting up the pipe But don't dear children be alarmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Although of course We must admit He will be altered quite a bit Slowly wheels go round and round And cogs begin to grind and pound We'll boil him for a minute more Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes By god, by grace A miracle has taken place A miracle has taken place This greedy brute This louse's ear Is loved by people everywhere For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge