suggested by @dottyemu ... Dandruff How I Love You (by me) Daand-eruff Daand-eruff Oh how i love you... The way you flake on my scalp (scalp!) The way you sprinkle light snowflakes (flakes) On my leather couch ... (guitar beat) The sparkles, the sprinkles, like flour on my head The itchiness, the grossness, everything about you I love you dandruff, can't you see, I love you dander-ruff... suggested by @n0n-b1nary ... I need to pee (by me) OH OH OH I neeeedd to peeeeee-e-e-e-eeee I need the bathroommmmm Oh can't you see, OH OH OH Its starting to dripppp And run down my legssss I can't find the bathrooom Oh the seat of my pants is leaking, and i have no where to gooo! Oh the seat of my pants is leaking, OH NOOOOO!!! suggested by @Chaotic-Gae-Bee Potato (by me) O To Ato Tatooooo Otato POTAETATATTOOO Otatooooooooo
