Mist: I’m gonna die alone. Thistle: Mist, you’re not gonna die alone. Mist: Crystal was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake. Thistle: Uh-huh. Why is that? Mist: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Mist: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Mist: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
