bASICALLY i do this tennis group lesson thing on tues. and thurs. which is full of mostly asian 12-16 year olds and we're ... an interesting lil group so here's a hAndpICkeD collection of nice little quotes enjoy losing braincells - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "ST00p!d fAlLuR3" - my 7th grade friend who was doing the chinese dad thing "WheN I wAs YouR agE I wAlkEd tWo HillS tO SchooL *runs up* oNE HilL *runs up again* TWo hilL" - same person as above "what the-- YOUR SCHOOL CHANGED?? NO UNEXCEPTABLE" - a guy also in seventh grade who started fREAKING OUT bc he saw a silhouette thing of my school on my school t shirt after construction "yOU should watch mlb, and yOU should watch mlb EVERYONE WATCH MLB" - 7th grade girl's older brother by one year "yeah kids, you see, wearing masks are important *says this while not wearing his properly bc he's eating a dum-dum while wearing his mask*" - same as above" "i am the lion king hear me roar" - person "hah imagine being an orphan" - me lol "shuddup it was tragic for me" - person "hah imagine missing that *talking about missed tennis ball*" - 7th grade girl "YEAH THAT'S BC YOU KEEP DOING EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" - her older brother "weLL YA WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN??? EMOTI-" - 7th grade girl "uWUuUUWUUwuuwuwuUWUWUUWu" - me "yknow i actually get nice grades, bc im the fat american kid" - christian "hes not lying" - 7th grade girls older brother "man why you gotta be so rude" - me pov: our tennis teacher in high school ((will)) decides to join us while we're playing singles king of the court "nOW a will decides to join in the younglings king of the court match. will the child be able to defeat the 1000 level will??? find out next week on tuesday 6 pm abc channels ..." - me lol
