This is real. Except for all of it. The concept is real. The kid said weird numbers in math problems, but thought they were real numbers. (Probably). He's probably pretty smart though. (And also, I don't have a big brain. Sure, it's smarter than a two year old, but I'm not too smart.) Oh and, bro didn't really roast kid like that. He wasn't even there.
For those of you who can't read my horrible hand- writing *Sitting Down* Kid: What's abajillion times two? Me: That's not a number. Kid: Yes it is. Kid: What's 1000 take away 90? Me: 910 Kid: No, it's 10,000 eighty-fourteen. Bro: Hey Calotical, Wassup? Me: A math quiz apparently. Kid: What's red plus 24? Bro: *Stares at kid blankly* Bro: WUT Kid: eighty-fourteen Me: Umm, kid, we're not calculators. Kid: But you said you have a BIG BRAIN. Me: I never said that. Me: I do have a big brain though. Kid: Mine is even bigger! *Picture of Calotical's BIG BRAIN* *Picture of Kid's BIRD BRAIN* Bro: Siri, can you turn this kid off? THE END
