✨ filler ✨ some things soccer players say that do not make sense to the general non-soccer playing public: “man on” or “man” “you got me back” “1, 2” “use me use me!!” “cross it” “switch it” “awh you megged me” “we’re playing friendlies” aaaand other stuff that happens: turf pebbles getting in your cleats tu r f b ur n