the salad of a dream such a clean salad with the tasty leaves and the leaves all green im holding your leaves all i hear is your crunch with my hand on your leaves ooh its like a tasty salad im in love with my salad got a feel for my leafy bowl get a grip on my leaves leaves leaves such a thrill when they go crunch crunch told my girl id have to forget her rather buy me a new salad so she made tracks saying "this is the salad" "salad doesnt talk back" "its just leaves in a bowl" im holding your leaves all i hear is your crunch when im chomping on crunchy leaves dont have to listen to no run of the mill slurping im in love with my salad got a feel for my leafy bowl im in love with my salad salad salad salad salad if you know which song i plagiarized you are cool
