Woke up in Newtopia where I fell down a flight of stairs Broke my leg but luckily the newts have free public health care So then I became a loyal ranger and I fought this creepy cult Kept folks out of danger slaying a killer cobra with a catapult I lived on a warship Became a flipwart champion Soon I was the king’s trusted advisor I studied salamander brains Tried bug appetizers Yum! And for fun DMed some campaigns Okay, if you want to pick up the longsword I need you to roll for a Strength check Because your character is, like a little wood elf and, uh… This’ll be fun eventually, guys. Trust me. I love it in Amphibia So much adventure still to see Hope nothing bad ever happens to me
R.I.P Marcy, love you girl. Art NOT by me
