You've been thinking about it... Haven't you? The clout. The easiest way to get it. Don't worry... I can help. I only ask for one thing: I want your freedom in exchange for this clout. Every waking moment of your life, I want you to crave the approval of others. I want you to endlessly come up with ideas that are so similar, it feels like deja vu when you create projects from them. I want the originality you once had to be gone. For you to cease the creativity that flows through your brain. For you to become one with the mass of clout-hungry fools that came before you. I can tell you are worrying that this may hurt. Don't fret. I won't feel a thing.
