I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house "what the devil!" as I grab my Kentucky rifle blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man he's dead on the spot. I draw my pistol on the second man. miss him entirely. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs. "TALLY HO LADS" the cannon kills two men in the blast and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. fixed bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion .he bleed out waiting for the police to since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. ahhh just as the founding fathers intended.
