Good Person.feat Roomie

Instructions

I'm at the Supermarket gonna cop some Rhubarb I reach into my pocket, It's time to get charged. I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange, I flash a stunning smile and say "You can keep the change" OH what? oh yeah I'm a Good Person you can Have that money. (Its yours) And also Coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, Uh. Sitting by my computer Mum comes inside the lair "your smelling like a sewer, you should go get some air" I am getting up, and stretch, I'm filling up with pride I open up the door and put a single foot outside. Oh What? Oh Yeah! I'm a good person I leave my house (so healthy) I'm gonna put my foot back Inside my house now, Uh. My lifestyles is quite unhealthy I snacked recording this, Got an expanding belly, Can't find a shirt that fits roll my chair to the kitchen, Fill my snack Bowl to the brim Yeah, I know that might look bad but then I sign up for a Gym Oh, What? Oh Yeah! I'm a good person. I'm a gym member (Go get Ripped) and I will go there I just haven't decided on a Date yet, Uh. I'm chilling out in class my Teachers such a jerk And suddenly he asks "Where is your homework!" All my friends in panic "No was that today?!?" I slap mine on the desk and say "I'm gonna get an A plus" Oh What? Oh Yeah! I'm a good person I do my homework (Model Student) Turns out I plagiarised and now I'm in detention, Uh. My Mum is back Again "Can you take out the trash?" Her mind was blown right then "I did it before You asked!" Oh, What? Oh Yeah! I'm a good person I do my chores (For Mummy) couldn't find a trash can so I dumped it in the Ocean, Uh. It's just a Regular day-Or Is it Grandma? No, someone's changing age, And it isn't Grandpa. Other Grandsons may just wright on Facebook walls But I am Grandmas special Boy, So I am gonna Call. Oh, What? Oh Yeah. I'm a good person I remember Birthdays (For example February 7th) You better think of me when your drafting up your Will, Uh. I'm Hanging out with Quinston he is the coolest guy Has 30k on Insta' Always where's Suit's & Ties I tell Him 'Bout how good I am but he Says "Bro the people who are really good don't brag about it Though" What? your saying that bragging about the nice things You've done Defeats the whole point of doing nice things in the first place? Oh, What? Oh Yeah" I'm a good person I don't brag ever (Never Did) Now please excuse me wile I go delete my Twitter, Uh.