This machine uses google translate to make funny phrases. If you've never seen something like this before, the premise is that you take a English phrase, translate it it to a different language a bunch of times, then back into English to get jumbled nonsense. Press space, select your intensity (how many times it is translated) then type your thing you want to be mixed up, enter. Make sure you spell everything correct. Punctuation is not necessary but can occasionally make it funnier. If for some reason it comes out blank just retype it The reason 150 is the limit is if you do more then it will always comes out blank.
Thanks to @JMLens for doing most of the code. My personal favorites "Common knowledge" from "He spilled the beans." "Get a book" from "The pieces are coming together."