~| Me: Here is my ID that you asked for officer. O: Alright but I have a question... Me: What was that... O: Did you drop-kick the child? Me: Did I dropkick a child? O: Yes, bystanders saw you and so did the cams... Me: Well, you see officer... Me: Officer! I dropped kick that child in self-defense! O: Well assaulting anyone like that is illegal! Me: What?! how is it illegal to use self-defense against a theft?! O: How is the child a theft? Me: How was the child a theft you ask?? O: Yes... Me: Well... Me: He stole my cookie... O: Ok and?... Me: And not just any cookie... O: Spit it out before I place you under arrest... Me: Grandmas cookie... O: What did you say??? Me: That most sacred cookie of them all sir... Me: Grandmas... COOKIES... O: Ah, I see... well you may continue your day... Me: Thank you, officer... O: Do you want to press charges on that theft? Me: Nah it's fine she makes like 100 per day... O: Ok... Ask your grandmother to send like 50 to the department... Me: Ok I will do that... O: Have a nice day and tell your grandmother thank you! Me: You have a nice day too. The End |~
~| Enjoy the story in the description :) |~ ~| Here is some additional info about myself :) and a project dedicated to asking me questions: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/642334103 https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/646377812 |~
