Just came to mind. Random post. Enjoy. If this gets enough likes I will make a full skit.
My dog: info Gender: Male. Weight: Heavy. Name: Winnie Bear. Breed: chocolate lab. Age: Don’t want to say. Personality: lovable thug, gentle giant. Dislikes: Bullying, being engorged, vet, and so on. Likes: Food, his brother, walks, his gf, family, and so on.