Super unfinished, but I need to post this now. If you're interested in playing, I'll let you know that this is the first segment of this game, and to "win" you need to hit the ball with the paddle (which you use the arrow keys to control) 15 times. You can go to the explanation after this, and then go back to play (who would want to though...).
Update Log: (This is going to be like a million pages long...)