It is simple touch the potato many times for the full potato experience, (If you get any quotes good job!!) Have fun!!!
(this is a joke project nothing to be amazed at so just have fun) -BEST THING EVER, -New York Times -OMG THIS IS FROM HEAVEN!!, -some random hobo -this is the worst game ever!!! oh wait i am getting paid... THIS GAME IS THE BEST EVER, -president rated 10/10 on IGN is the potato simulator