TRASHPOST ALERT i logged onto prodigy math game for the first time in years. apparently now it's prodigy math and english too. and apparently it's also a little crazy. arrow keys, space, or tap to navigate. for those of you who don't know, prodigy is a game designed for elementary and middle schoolers to be supplemental to their learning math and english. so it made perfect sense that i, a high school senior, should try it out for the first time in a few years. warning in advance: terrible screenshot resolution ALSO YOU NEED TO READ THE DESCRIPTIONS WITH THE PICTURES JSYK part one: prodigy english context: cutting down trees and stuff to try to repair stuff around my village... and stuff 1. i cAnT beLIEVE iT i wOn mY vErY oWn viLLAGE 2. um no not really 3. (read this in a british accent) Ramsey has flopped elegantly into the pool. 4. mini-me. smiling. holding an axe. 5. mood 6. what book is this? 7. what song IS this? (honestly sandals worn in the sand is probably the worst name for a song i've ever heard) 8. BAHAHAHAHA that's a good one 9. firstly, mood. secondly, THIS IS THE BIGGEST TYPO I SEE PEOPLE MAKING, MIXING UP THEIR, THEY'RE, AND THERE. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL 10. not me promoting deforestation lmao part 2: prodigy math context: i already finished all the big missions (idk what they're called) so i'm doing random mini-quest stuff like fighting wizards in the ice tower, building towers, stamping out shadow magic, all that good stuff 1. ... I'MA MAKE IT LOOK MAKE IT LOOK LOOK SO EEEEEEASY (song lyrics in case you don't get it :)) 2. honestly as a math nerd this fraction is the ugliest thing i've ever seen. 3. me too 4. that doesn't look like a miss to me 5. you're almost dead, just DIE 6. JUST LEVEL UP ALREADY BRO 7. idk what this is but i want a plushie of it 8. YES PLEASE 9. BRO 10. that is a literal mountain goat. he be vibin 11. i think this is the unevolved version of the mountain goat. anyway it's so cuteeeee 12. (read this in your deepest fake-bro voice) REPRESENT 13. i WANT to evolve forest neek but i can't evolve any of my pets because i'm not a mEmBeR aAaAaAaA 14. great. just what i've always wanted. (in case you can't read it it says tin can) 15. mjoln-ice-- 16. bro i can specifically remember the titan falling at least 5 times and i don't even log in that often. the magic won't fail now? edit: logged in a few hours after this and the titan fell aGAIN. 17. not me floating mid-air with whatever that is on top of me 18. my idiot pets' reaction to the enemy's spell 19. versus MY reaction to the enemy's spell 20. i didn't get enough screenshots but this guy keeps calling me little buddy and little dude -_- context: he was under some sort of shadow magic and tried to kill me, as you can see by the fact that my hearts are at less than half, and then i killed the crystals or whatever that had the shadow magic and then he transformed into some snowboarder 21. yes, yes i think so too 22. Gee Thanks Mister Frost! :D 23. hahaha nope 24. the irony... 25. the only thing these questions test is addition/subtraction but somehow the spells they cast are the most powerful? 26. CAN I LEVEL UP ALREADY (yes my character's name is iris because i thought it was pretty it's not my real name) 27. I KNOW RIGHT?! 28. i didn't get a second screenshot but i was trying to sneak past the creature in the box and it still caught me and i had to battle it snsnsnsnsnsns 29. CAN I PLEASE LEVEL UP ALREADY I'M EVEN CLOSER THAN THE LAST ONE 30. i look so dang happy to be sitting in a mining cart 31. how do you know??? for all you know it could just be a friendly monster that happens to be purple and made out of crystals 32. just what i've always wanted (2.0) (in case you can't read it it says old sock) 33. oh yes, more crystals = more shadow magic 34. bro can't you see? it's purple (and pink) and made out of crystals, it must be an evil monster ~~~~~~~~~~ no music because i'm not about to give my computer a virus by downloading music from youtube with a converter this is my new favorite project of mine lol
