Pitch: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Falco: Okay. Pitch: And make out during the scary parts. Falco: Th- Falco: The scary parts. Falco: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Falco : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Pitch: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life. Falco : Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Pitch: Twelve, actually. Falco : Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Pitch: Yours! Falco : That's right: no one's. Falco : I turned out perfectly fine! Pitch: Falco , this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Falco : YOU HAVE NO PARENTS YOU CAN’T SAY THAT PLUS I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!! Falco : Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Pitch: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. Falco , pointing: May I sit there? Pitch: That's my lap Falco : That doesn't answer my question, Pitch. Falco : Must be hard not being able to laugh Pitch: I do have a sense of humor you know Falco : I’ve never heard you laugh before Pitch: I’ve never heard you say anything funny Falco : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Pitch: Oh, I’m always running Pitch: The question is from what Falco : I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Pitch: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. Falco : How many kids do you have? Pitch: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
