This Is It For Now. Along Long Tome Ago, In A Tome Line Far Away, Hyrule Was Under An Attack. I Thought Me And My Sheaka Slat Could Talk The Monks Into Maybe Letting Me Take There Souls. But There Answer It Didn't Thrill Me They Locked The Doors And Tried To Kill Use, We Escaped From Those Guardians And Met King Rhom Bosforus. We Took A House From The Plateau And We Went To Kakeriko To See Impa I Wound Up On A Epic Quest That's When I Fought This Monster. Oh My My This Here Ganon Guy Maybe Dark Beast Someday Later Now He's Just Some Bad Guy He Left His Home And Turned Emeattily To Me And Said This Will Be The Day That You Die, This Will Be The Day That You Die. Did You Know This Demon Spider Is Old Enough To Shave , Well He Can Destroy Hyrule Any Way. Oh Do You See Him Trying To Destroy Me Though He's 100,000 Yers Old And I'm 18 Im Gonna Kill Him Any Way. Well I Know He Built All The Blights And I Heard How Fast Thunder Blight Can Go. I Was Broke It's True So I Cut A Clip Of Grass Or Two, I Was A Teenage Grass Cutting Machine So The Minute I Went Into That Shop I Knew What I Would Buy To Destroy Ganon. we Started Singing My My This Here Ganon Guy Maybe dark Beast Someday Later NowHe's Just Some Bad Guy , He Left His Home And Turned Emeatteitly To Me Saying The Will Die This Will Be The Day That You Die. Now where Back To The Main Quest I
