please don't play this game you will regret it ------------------------------------------------------------- space or click the dialogue box to advance (mobile friendly!) hover over dialogue box for transparency adjust BGM% slider for volume _gobo_
Wow, a visual novel game! That means there's no gameplay! #game #story #funny (funny?!?!?!) FEATURES: bugs! a lot of them. i am so sorry- a horrid storyline! bad dialogue! choices that affect the ending! donuts! music! boring and cliched characters! epileptic fish having seizures! fourth wall breaking! a narrator! credits! satire! dogs! volume control! (WOW!) atrocious scripting! (if you are a good programmer PLEASE hit me up tell me what i could have done better) multiple endings! (i think there were six idk) hints at sequels! (there will not be a second one) funny sound effects! canonical character deaths! jail time! many many minutes of your life wasted! and much, much more! (there is nothing else) ---------------------------------------------- they really should not let legal adults take programming courses for children Not gonna lie, this isn't exactly a polished product, but I learned a few things making this. And further nurtured my hatred for programming. (lolz) Inspiration from Pizz Agame, Fallstreak, Crown of Leaves.... Stanley Parable, music genre: video game (please see: Seth Everman), probably some others Probably around 8-10 hours spent on this project Backdrops and sprites from Scratch library Music Credits: Assorted sound effects Scratch Sound Library - Ocean Wave, Eggs, Movie 2, Movie 1, Odesong, Emotional Piano, Bossa Nova, Techno UNKNOWN - Bounce Ball Super Mario Maker OST - Ending