I was inspired by @Tumblebee55 to create an intro that I'm never going to use for anything, so I slammed this unprofessional disaster together in all of about 15 minutes! Here I go again, combining adorable kittens and edgy fantasy... As I said I'm never going to use this for anything. I was just bored.
Thank you to @Tumblebee55 for giving me the idea of making a pointless intro. All code by @Eowyn3791.