I got bored today, so I compiled a bunch of sounds that Phone Guy said.
What he is saying: "Hello? Uh, I'm dead. Anyway, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza happened to be right outside your doors! I'm sure you have everything under control back there. Then again, I'm getting you through your first week. Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, interestingly enough, in the back room, there's a chance that these characters won't come offstage very often. Now, I like pizza. I wanted to record you sing. Here is the song. *Freddy's theme plays* You know."