Ok so when I was little I loved cats, wolves, and foxes like a lot. I still do (I actually had so many favorite animals at the time that It would take billions of pages to list them all when I was 6). So another fave animal was of course dinosaurs. Not specific. Just DINOSAURS. I was in my house one day looking at this massive encyclopedia thing. I loved this thingy it had all the pictures of every dinosaur I liked and all my other fave animals. So I'm reading and I find the velociraptor page. I stare over the picture lol. Then I look over to the height and speed section. It said that at max they ran at speeds of 25mph. So naturally 6 year-old me thought that it was the coolest thing ever. 25mph isn't that like lightspeed? (it's not btw, nowhere near.). I was thinking and then I told my friends that I had totally cracked the case. I knew why they were so fast. (Prepare for comedy) It was obviously because they had small arms that could tuck in when they were running so that they'd be Aerodynamic. So I thought if I tucked in my arms then I'd go godspeed. I imagined myself zooming past cars on the freeway. I would just be like "HA! EAT MY DUST!" to all the cars. Little did I know that's not how life works. So whenever I ran I did that. Tucked my arms in and sent myself flying forward at lightspeed. That's what I did for two years of my life. Then I kept doing it for the rest of my life. Turns out I did it so much that the natural position of my arms whenever I wasn't using them was: "raptor stance". My arms are now stuck like this and in real life I can't put them down normally.
