a talking backboard lol btw heres my latest Rory Story Rory And OWners Crazy Vacation Rory: hey Owner les go on a vacation Owner: oh yes thats a fantastic idea ROry: i already booked a flight OWner: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR LES GO Rory: QUICK THE FLIGHTS IN A HOUR COME ON *runs into the dababy mobile* Owner: *runs on too* Rory: WE GOTTA GO FAST *steps onto the gas pedal hard* Dababy MObile: LES GOO Rory: AAAH IM GOING SO FAST *driving the mobile at 200 mph* Owner: RORY DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AAAH WERE GONNA CRASH AAAH Rory: *cirlcing the steering wheel back and forth* Dababy MObile: HELP HELP HELP IM GONNA DIE Also Dabay Mobile: *crashes into a bush* Rory: AAPAHAHAHIUDPFAHOSIHFJKDSHLHFKKJSDFSJFDHAOIWWUUIOWEOIAWKJWAURIOPIWEUAWOPIJ:KLSJFHJFJKHAIOUWADH *tumbling with Dababy Mobile and Owner down a super steep hill* Owner: HDSHAUHUALSASOFOPPAAHHWUHA USHUHUAUHUHWUHWUAHUHDSOUAKASDH *dieing* Rory: uuuh *arms turns into jello and loses control of Dababy Mobile* Dababy Mobile: *smashes into a power plant* Power Plant WOrkers: AAAH DABABYS HERE *runs all arond* OWner: RORY WAKE UP WERE GONNA CRASH INTO A EXPLOSIVE THING AAAH ROry: *is sleeping* snore snore snore Dababy MObile: NOOOOOOO *crashes his sun tanned nose onto a electrical box* Power PLant: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM Dababy Mobile And Everyone Inside: *spinning in the air 1000 feet above ground* Rory: *wakes up* AAAH WERE GONNA SMASH QUICK DABABY LAND IN WATER LIKE IN MINECRAFT Dababy Mobile: NOOO I CANT I CAN ONLY SING LES GO Owner: YOU DUM MONKEY MOBILES CANT DRIVE THEMSELVES YOU HAVE- Dababy Mobile: CRAAAASSSHSHSHSHSSHSHAHSUUHAUHSDHSUH *smashes into a whole mountain* Rory: uh oh i think this is a volcano Volcano: *erupts* BOOBOBOOOOOOBBMOBMOMMAONAAPOKHBBAAB Owner: GAAAAAUUUUAHAHAHAAAAAHHUUUUUHH *tumbling around dababy mobile* Dababy Mobile: UUAUAUAHUHAUWUUUAUWAYYGAYGYAA YFJA *tumbling down the giant volcano* Owner: OH NO WERE GONNA CRASH INTO CRISPY CREMES NOOOO MY DONUTS I WANT DONUTS Dababy MObile: *crushes krispy kreme to the ground* Workers: uuuuuhhh *flat as a pancake with their clothes tattered* Police: GET DABABY *chasing after the tumbling dababy mobile* Rory: OH NO WE GOT COPS AFTER US *tugs onto the steering wheel* Steering WHeel: *snaps off* Rory: ah oh Police: POP THE TIRES NOW *shoots at Dababy Mobiles feet* Dababy MObile: Aaaahahahau hHSIDHASHHA IT HURTS Police: QUICK DONT LET DABABY CRUSH THAT SKYSCRAPER OVER TH- Dababy MObile: *smashes the skyscraper off* Skyscraper: *smashes onto all the buildings near by* OWner: AAAAAHHHH WERE GOING TO AREA 51!!!! Dababy: LES GOOOO *charges into a explosive nuke* Nuke: *BLOWS UP* Whole City: *BLOWS UP* BOOOOOMOOMMOOBMOMOAIOJPHBAUAUH Dababy Mobile: guuah… welp i guss dis ees it for dababay mubile *ded including Rory and Owner still inside* Everyone: *dies* Narrator: uuuh I think that explosian may have damaged even me uuuuh now everyone is ded and rotting all around the earth since the explosion made them fly all over the world uuuh Moral Of The Story: Vacations are never supposed to be taken
I used my toes and licked them after so they get un-sweaty.
