my friend sent me a very nice (/sarc) email about how i ruined his life and that he's happy he won't have to see me over the summer after he saw me sobbing on the last day of school that i wouldn't get to see him or my other friends over the summer and i have to go to france where i'll be ignored and i won't understand anything because i'm too dumb to learn another language and too embarrassed to speak any of the french i know because my accent sounds so horribly fake
