Okay, some of these are the present tense, some aren't, you just have to be smart and figure out which are which, okay? ========================================= Rachel: Two gals, sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay! Sersha: You're my girlfriend. Sersha: And I'm sitting on your lap right now. Sersha: Literally, everything you said was inaccurate. ========================================= Sammy: *exists* Cave: *gay panic* + Cave: *exists* Sammy: *gay panic* ========================================= Cave: Did you know one in every four people is gay? Ro: That means one of us is gay. Sammy: *whispers* I hope it's Cave... Kiara: We're all gay, you idiots. ========================================= Cave: I couldn't sleep last night. Jojo: You know what they say? When you can't sleep, it means someone's thinking about you. Cave: Who would be thinking about me at 3 am? Sammy: *gay sweating* ========================================= Sersha: You love me, right? Rachel: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it. ========================================= Rachel: Sersha, you've been sitting in your room in the darkness all day, come out! Sersha: I'm gay. Rachel: Not what I meant, but we support you. ========================================= Kila: Well hello you angry, little lesbian. Sersha: How did you- Kila: I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. ========================================= Liam: Rachel, would you date a guy shorter than you? Rachel: Heck, no. Liam: Isn't that kinda rude...? Rachel: Dude, I'm a lesbian- ========================================= Rachel: Is that v0dk@? Sersha: Yeah. Rachel: Straight? Sersha: No, gay. Rachel: the v0DK@, NOT YOU ========================================= Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel, and you are? Ro: Not as straight as I thought apparently- ========================================= Okay, but can we take a moment to just think? Rachel is the Percy Jackson of the Deganes. Like, both Percy and Rachel had all the girls and one guy crushing on them XD (But seriously, Sersha, Mia, Renn, Katja, Ro, Kiara, and Liam all had/have a crush on this kid-)
