THIS IS NOT FINISHED (the timing is not right yet, and it doesn't have all the pictures yet.
Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics: Yeah... A used... pink bathrobe... a rare... mint snow globe... A Smurf... TV tray... I bought on eBay. A house, is filled with this crap... Shows up in bubble wrap... Most everyday... what I bought on eBay. Tell me why! I need another pet rock; I got that Alf alarm clock, Tell me why, I bid on Shatner's old toupee, I bought it on eBay; I'll buy... your knickknack... just check... my feedback... A++... They alllll say... they love me, on eBay. Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag, gonna buy, some beenie-babies new with tag, From some guy I never met in Norway... Found him on eBay. I am the type who, is liable to snipe you, with 2 seconds left, to go, whoa. Got PayPal or Visa, whatever will please ya, as long as I've got, the dough! I'll buy, your tchotchkes, sell me, your watch please, I'll buy, i'll buy, I'll buy... I'M HIGHEST BIDDER. Junk keeps arriving in the mail, from that worldwide garage sale, Hey! dukes of Hazard ashtray Oh, yeah, I bought it on eBay, wanna buy a Pac-man fever lunch box, wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks, wanna buy a Kleenex used by Doctor Dre, I found it on eBay, wanna buy That Pharett Phosett Poster, Pez dispensers and a toaster, Don't know why, the kind of stuff you throw away, I'll buy on eBay.