(Press space or the image for memes. I don’t own them) To Tom, I've received your letter, and instead of returning hatred like a non-Christian (or Jehovah's Witness) might do, I will instead reply with kindness. I forgive you for firing that harpoon into what's probably my life's work and causing it to explode. I care not if you are my friend or my nemesis, for Jesus once said before his crucifixion "Love thy neighbor", and you were my neighbour and closest friend. Also, I never understood how you held Susan so dear until I finished my giant robot. And thus, for all the times I dissed your love and cherishing of Susan, I'm sorry. May god's love be with you. In case you haven't noticed already (if you honestly haven't, then you really ARE stupid), this reply letter is sarcastic. I find it hilarious that Zanta caused you to loose your eyes, and eventually had you develop cancer. I bet you miss them. Without them, you couldn't see anything if it was a centimeter away from your eye sockets. Oh, and that pirana I threw in your helmet in The End - Part 1? Not sorry. And speaking of The End, I hope your hand gets infected, causing you to loose it (in case losing your eyes wasn't traumatizing enough). Oh, well. I hope you die in a fire, too. -Tord P.S. Don’t click this: https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/youtube/49rAL8qzS5o P.P.S. In Ruined, I was the one who told Edd to use Susan to smash that spider.
