Lyrics: [Pinkie] "Oh no, oh no! What have I done?! What did you make me do?! G-Gilda's dead... SHE'S DEAD!" [Pinkamena] "Relax, Pinkie Pie! It's nothing we can't handle! I'd think that we made the world a better place! Nopony would miss a grump like Gilda." [Pinkie] "You don't think we'll get away with this, do you?" [Pinkamena] "Oh, c'mon, Pinkie! It's not like anypony cares enough to look for her, right?" Seems a downright shame [Pinkie] "Shame?" [Pinkamena] Seems an awful waste Such a nice plump frame Whats-her-name has-- Had-- Has! Nor it can't be traced Business needs a lift Debts to be erased Think it as... thrift As a gift! If you get my drift... [Pinkie] "Huh?" [Pinkamena] Seems an awful waste I mean... With the price of sweets What it is When you get it If you get it... [Pinkie gasps] [Pinkamena] Good, you got it! Take for instance Mrs. Cake and her sweet shop Business failing cause she only uses fruits and toast Now an apple's good for maybe six or seven at the most And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste! [Pinkamena & (Pinkie)] (Little voice, please get out of my brain!) Well it does seem a waste (I can't even hear myself think anymore! Please little voice, just how far will this plan of your's go?!) Think about it (It's so dreadful!) Think of all the ponies who will simply come in for a treat (Just unthinkable!) Why (How evil!) They think of all them cupcakes! (How mean!) [Pinkamena] What's the sound of the world out there? [Pinkie] What little voice What little voice What is that sound [Pinkamena] Those crunching noises pervading the air [Pinkie] Yes little voice Yes little voice Yes all around [Pinkamena] It's pony devouring pony, my dear And who are we to deny it in here? "These are desperate times, Pinkie! Desperate measures are hoped for! Ooh, here we are! Right out of the oven!" [Pinkie] "What is that?" [Pinkamena] It's Dash Have a little Dash! [Pinkie] Is she really good? [Pinkamena] We'll sell out in a flash! Then again you might find that chewing Is rough Cause she's really tough! Fluttershy is sweet A tasty little treat [Pinkie] Can't it be a pony a little more upbeat? [Pinkamena] No, y'see the best part of Fluttershy Her critters we can also fry and eat! Such great meat! [Pinkie] "But Dashy and Fluttershy are my friends!" [Pinkamena] "Don't be such a wimp, Pinkie Pie! Everypony's number comes up eventually!" Derpy's rather nice You should try a slice But she's got way too much stuffin' Maker her into a muffin Half price! [Pinkie] What about... Rarity? [Pinkamena] Well, then you might have some drama But at least there'll be trauma- filled screams What a lovely dream! Though of course with her It's all about the trimmings [Pinkie] Is that Lyra on the fire? [Pinkamena] Yes and doesn't her coat look so great that I must gloat! [Pinkie] Looks thicker, More like Lyrica [Pinkamena] No, it has to be Lyra-- It's green! You can't resist such a chance Pinkie Pie [Pinkie] Save a lot of graves Do a lot of relatives favors [Pinkamena] It's lots of fun to be playing The bad guy! [Pinkie] Different kind of ponies means lots of great flavors [Pinkamena] I guarantee that you're sure to impress With a horns, and wings, and a Cutie mark dress! [Pinkie] "I.. Always did want a pair of wings?" [Pinkamena] "That's the spirit!" [Pinkie] What's that? [Pinkamena] Big Mac, quite a yummy snack Or we have some apple pie Peppered with actual Applejack on top And it's just begun! Granny Smith is so frail She might taste quite stale Take a bite! It's quite alright Cause she didn't even put up a fight! Try some Twilight, such a delight [Pinkie] No, a princess is really too tall And too frilly [Pinkamena] Spike is alright He's the right height [Pinkie] Ah, but always arrives overdone [Pinkamena] "Yes, Pinkie Pie! You're finally releasing your inner demon!" [Pinkie] "Yeah...!" Creepy giggling [Pinkamena] It's time for us now to have some fun [Pinkie] Yes, Yes Now we must strike [Pinkamena] Cause everypony's number will come [Pinkie] Mare, colt, and filly alike [Pinkamena] We'll not discriminate great from small [Pinkie & Pinkamena] No, we'll serve anypony We'll serve anypony Meaning anypony And to anypony At all!
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