⚠️ read at your own risk ⚠️ (this is a joke) Hi, my name is Y/N. I live in a really really really really big mansion with my millionaire husband, Kim Taehyung. I love him, but we don't get a long most of the time (It was an arranged marriage). My sister married Min Yoongi, and my other sister married Jeon Jungkook. My best friend is J-hope, we've known each other since kindergarten. Tonight we're having a dinner party. My sisters and their husbands and J-hope and his fiancé will be there. Suddenly I hear somebody knocking on the door. It must be Taehyung. "Y/N!!! LeT mE iN nOWWwWww!!!" I rush to the door to open it for him. "How was work?" I ask. He stares at me blankly. "It was fine. Is the food ready? The party starts at 7. It's 6:54." "Oh! Um, everything except the cake. It's still in the oven." Taehyung tells me, "Well it better be ready by the time they're here," while going upstairs *10 minutes later* Everyone came, so now I'll do my ✨toast✨. "Thank you for coming! As you all know, it's me and Taehyung's 3rd anniversary-" "sLaY qUeEn!!" j-hope shouted. Everybody but Taehyung laughed. I tried to continue, but Taehyung stood up and said, "Yeah, it's our 3rd anniversary. Just eat now." So after a while I smelt smoke. "Where's that coming from?" Jungkook asked. "Y/N! Did you take the cake out of the oven?" Taehyung asked. And that's when I realized I didn't. My very paranoid sister (the one who's dating Yoongi) shouted, "Everyone out!!! Call 911!!" Everyone but me and Taehyung ran outside. "Y/N! This is all your fault! If your stupid parents never met me, this wouldn't have happened! Why am I even your husband anyway?! You are lazy, clumsy, messy, and a slob. Get out of MY house NOW." That's it. It's over. 3 years of trying, wasted. He hates me. I run outside crying. J-hope sees me and asks, "Oh my god are you okay? What did he say to you?" And he gives me a hug. Taehyung comes outside and says, "Don't touch her!" "Or what?" J-hope replies. - end of part 1 - hope you enjoyed :)
