Trailer for an upcoming game... Context: This is supposed to be funny - not scary! So this is based off of another thing I came up with earlier this year - There comes a time in everyone's life where "Quagmire" will choose them to work for him. Every single person on earth has to go through this, no exceptions. You don't know when he will choose you, it just happens randomly, and you will wake up with the mark of Quagmire on your neck. So what it means when he says for you to work for him, is to help build his "Dynasty." His dynasty is just some weird, giant brick compound where there are 100s of people in a courtyard "working." All that you do is take bricks out of the wall, and put them back. Nothing is getting done. Quagmire is watching over you while you are doing this to make sure you are doing it correctly. If you mess up, or stop working for 1 nanosecond, Quagmire will whip you. The whip feels as if someone "dropped a ten million pound weight on your back but instantly took it off", all over the entire surface of your back. The pain will last for weeks. Quagmire's appearance does not stay the same. Sometimes he will look like a cgi render of the cartoon, but other times he will just be a random Caucasian man with black hair that says he is Quagmire. There are no breaks from the working, and he will never feed you. The only breaks you have are when Quagmire either chooses you to fight another worker, or play 1 on 1 "Nukem" with him. You have to hope and pray that when he calls you it is not Nukem, because it is an instant death sentence. Quagmire will cheat. If you try to play fairly, he will kill you. If you try to cheat, he will kill you. If you give up and not play, he will kill you. When he makes you fight another worker, he brings both of you to an empty cement room, and makes you fight to the death. He is doing this to thin out the numbers. Once again, if you cheat, he will kill you. If you don't fight, he will kill you. Quagmire will tell you that the only way to escape is to fight Quagmire, but this will not work. There is no actual escape. He will make you work until you die. When you fight Quagmire, your not fighting the cartoon, you're fighting the man, and you will instantly die from one hit. From now on, you must hope and pray that you won't wake up with the mark of Quagmire... So, whaddya think? good idea for a game or what! ©2004 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, Simbone Enterprises, all rights reserved. Song by me - Shagu Pez Belt - sampling clips of Quagmire, a midi Family Guy theme, and Mental Destruction's "Straw" album.
