My brother is in his phase of faking injuries for attention. AGAIN. Because he always complains that I get more attention, because I get to ride shotgun… I get a phone… he doesn’t… so now he’s saying that his shoulder hurts. *eyeroll* it doesn’t. He’s faking. Again. Because apparently he was able to roll down the hill in our backyard perfectly on his shoulder, no pain. And he was able to sleep on his shoulder too. The next day his foot hurts. Then his ear hurts. Then he says he broke his foot, (I actually have a broken foot rn-) And so my mom took him to the doctor. He’s perfectly fine…. I hate little kids -_- And also, yesterday he pretended to throw up. How much of a little kid poser can you get?