ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪx! ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. Use your favorite keys to play! Dodge the oncoming objects! Bump opponents off the side for extra points! Bump 10 off for an extra life! Get on the high score table! Click the fall guy on the title screen! Jump through those mouth gates to avoid damage! Heart and Star and Follow! (Y'know... If you want) Opponents are not online players. They're just NPCs.
ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪx! ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪx! ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪx! ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪx! ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ. ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪx! ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟs. ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.
