yayy- just keep in mind that none of this is canon and it's based off of their personalities and how the three interact together in rp !! <33 Bluebonnetkit : My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like. Benjamin : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Bluebonnetkit : Killed without hesitation. Benjamin : No. Bluebonnetkit : In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Benjamin : Wasn't Skiploadingkit with you? Skiploadingkit : In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. The squad is trying to con some random guy Benjamin : Um, Bluebonnetkit, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Bluebonnetkit : We need money! Benjamin : You're scamming him? Bluebonnetkit : I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Benjamin : What?! No way! Bluebonnetkit : Why not? We already stole Skiploadingkit! Skiploadingkit : Hey guys Benjamin : No, we didn't. Skiploadingkit can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Skiploadingkit : I wanna steal Benjamin : Hey, Skiploadingkit? Can I get some dating advice? Skiploadingkit : Just because I’m with Bluebonnetkit doesn’t mean I know how I did it. Bluebonnetkit : They stole from me first! Skiploadingkit : Mhm. Bluebonnetkit : Stole my heart… Benjamin : It is still illegal to commit murder. Bluebonnetkit : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Benjamin : Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Bluebonnetkit : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Skiploadingkit : edible Bluebonnetkit : Skiploadingkit, keep an eye on Benjamin today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Skiploadingkit : Sure, I’d love to see Benjamin get punched. Bluebonnetkit : Try again. Skiploadingkit, sighing : I will stop Benjamin from getting punched. Skiploadingkit, at a restaurant : You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Benjamin : Okay Waiter : Can I get you guys anything to drink? Skiploadingkit : Orange soda, please! Benjamin : I'll have the strawberry soda. Bluebonnetkit : Me too, strawberry soda. Skiploadingkit : Benjamin : Violence isn't the answer. Bluebonnetkit : You’re right. Benjamin : *sighs in relief* Bluebonnetkit : Violence is the question. Benjamin : What? Bluebonnetkit, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Benjamin, running after them: NO- Bluebonnetkit : I’m going to take you out Skiploadingkit : great, it’s a date! Bluebonnetkit : I meant that as a threat. Skiploadingkit : See you at five! Skiploding: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Benjamin: The cow??? Skiploding: What? Bluebonnet: Benjamin, W H Y? Skiploadingkit : I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Bluebonnetkit : It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Benjamin isn’t Benjamin : Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Bluebonnetkit : I'm a knife. Skiploadingkit, from across the room : They're the little spoon. *Bluebonnetkit and Benjamin sitting in jail together* Benjamin : So who should we call? Bluebonnetkit : I’d call Skiploadingkit, but I feel safer in jail Benjamin : In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Bluebonnetkit : *turning to Skiploadingkit* How tall are you? Bluebonnetkit, holding a python : Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Benjamin : You did WHAT– Skiploadingkit : William Snakepeare Bluebonnetkit : While I’m gone, Skiploadingkit, you’re in charge. Skiploadingkit : Yes!!! Bluebonnetkit, whispering : Benjamin, you’re secretly in charge. Benjamin : Obviously. Bluebonnetkit : WHY. why did you give Skiploadingkit a KNIFE?! Benjamin : I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Bluebonnetkit : Now I feel unsafe! Benjamin : I’m sorry. Benjamin : ... would you like a knife? Bluebonnetkit : Skiploadingkit, my old arch enemy. Benjamin : … I thought I was your arch enemy? Bluebonnetkit : I have a life outside of you, Benjamin. Bluebonnetkit : What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Benjamin : Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Skiploadingkit : Smad. Skiploadingkit : Why does Bluebonnetkit always do the laundry so loudly? Benjamin : So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Bluebonnetkit, in the distance : *slams the washing machine shut* Bluebonnetkit : Are they stupid? Benjamin : Yes, but they prefer to be called Skiploadingkit. :0 yay cool hehe maybe a part 2 who knows
