May wanna watch stranger things before reading this This is random but accurate El: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Mike: You and me! El: *tearing up* Ok. Dustin: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Lucas: ... Your what? Dustin: My friends. El: Are they saying “friends”? Mike: I think they're being sarcastic. Will: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Dustin! All of your friends are in this room. Will: So you like cats? Mike: Yeah. Will: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table* Kidnapper: I have your partner. Dustin: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife [Dvmmy] and spit in my face? Dustin: Oh my god, you have Lucas. Lucas: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now. Will: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.? Dustin: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Mike: That doesn't exist. Dustin: Not with that attitude. Will: Dam, the power went out. El: Don’t worry, I got this. El: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Will: What-? El: I swallowed a glow stick! Will, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- Mike: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gvn. Mike: That's why I own TEN gvns. Mike: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder. Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Mike: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be Awesome Dustin : It's locked. You got a lock pick? El: Yeah- Lucas: *kicks in the door* Mike, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FRICK?? Mike,buckling the banana up: FRICKING buckle UP, it’s the LAW! Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro* Will: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. El: Yup. Lucas: Maybe the generator is watching us. Will: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Will: Will: Wait— Dustin: I’m quick at math. Lucas: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? Dustin: 24. Lucas: That wasn’t even close. Dustin: But it was quick. Will: And here we see Dustin and Mike in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh. Dustin: Gaelic bread. Mike: Grueling brad. Dustin: Ha ha, glamorous beans. El: How would you like your coffee? Will: As dark and as bitter as my soul. El, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar! Dustin: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and k!11ed it. Dustin: And I started thinking. Dustin: Like, it was just trying to get food. Dustin: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Mike: Are you ok? Dustin: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Mike: Why no 24/7? Dustin: Snack breaks. Lucas: Adulting is hard. Lucas: How do I quit? Dustin: Time travel. El: D!e Mike: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? El: Um, make lemonade? Mike: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes! Lucas: We need to open this locked door. Mike, give me your credit card. Mike: Here. Lucas, pocketing it: Thanks. El, break down the door. El: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Will: Several traffic violations. Mike: Three counts of resisting arrest. Lucas: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dustin: Also, that’s not our car. Dustin: What the frick is wrong with you?? El: What? No good morning? Dustin: Good morning, what the frick is wrong with you?? Dustin: I told Mike to grab snacks for everyone. Lucas, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Dustin, Mike, and El raise their hands*
B] i made some random mike vector art
