Story: *Gently taps table* Fable: *Taps back* Topsy-Turvy: What are they doing? Willy-nilly: Morse code. Story: *Aggressively taps table* Fable: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- *Storykit is cooking* Fablekit: Any chance that’s for me? Storykit: It’s for Willy-Nillykit. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Topsy-Turvykit: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. Storykit: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Fablekit: Is it me, Storykit? Storykit: No, it’s not you. Topsy-Turvykit: Is it me, Storykit? Storykit: It’s not you either. Willy-Nillykit: Is it me, Storykit? Storykit: Storykit, mockingly: Is IT mE Storykit? Storykit: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Storykit: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.' Topsy-Turvy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Storykit: How can you still say that? Willy-Nillykit: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. Storykit : Does denial apply to felonies? Or misdemeanors? Topsy-Turvykit & Willy-Nillykit : Yes. Fablekit: Maybe? Ghost & Scampermizzle: NO- *The squad is over at Ghost's house* Scampermizzle: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Ghost: ... N-No... Ghost, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Scampermizzle, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Fablekit: I see a- Ghost, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Scampermizzle: Oh, well I- Ghost: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Ghost, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Willy-Nillykit: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Storykit: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Ghost: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Ghost: I am someone who owns four ovens... Ghost, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Ghost: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Topsy-Turvykit, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Ghost: Scampermizzle: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Ghost: Ghost, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Ghost: We need to distract these guys Scampermizzle: Leave it to me Scampermizzle: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Fablekit, Willy-Nillykit, and Storykit: *Immediately begin arguing* Topsy-Turvykit, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Ghost: Thanks fam! Willy-Nillykit: oh no Topsy-Turvy: *cries* I love you too Fablekit: Sounds fake but okay Scampermizzle: *A flustered mess* Storykit: can i get a refund Bonus~ Ghost: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Acaciasigh, grinning excitedly : You and me!!! Ghost, tearing up: Okay.