Tophat gets into crazy shenanigans even when living in the apocalypse and even crazier, roommates
August, Insert number here because I don't know the date I drank like, 18 Dr. Fizzes last night and when I woke up Gum told me that I had thrown my phone around when it was on airplane mode because I thought it could fly. They also told me they were recording it. Next log I will tell you how to properly torture someone into giving you something. - Tophat