I was bored so I animated this. Looks pretty good ngl.
Armstrong: Slippery little @#$%! Raiden: Oh you've gotta be kidding me Armstrong: Let's go! Raiden: What the @#$% were you thinking!? Armstrong: Played college football you know Raiden: At some cushy Ivy league school? Armstrong: Try University of Texas. Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy. I'm not one of those beltway pansies. I could break the president with my bare hands! Armstrong: Don't @#$% with this senator! Raiden: What the @#$% are you!? Armstrong: Why don't you stay around and find out? Raiden: What? Armstrong: Nice knife. Raiden: Typical politician, big promises... but all talk. Armstrong: What? Raiden: “Jump-start the economy"? What a load of @#$%! All you care about is lining your own pockets. That, and your approval ratings. You've got no principles, just like all the rest. If America's gone to @#$%, you're just another maggot crawling in the pile. Armstrong: All right, the truth then. You're right about one thing... I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why?.. I have a dream. Raiden: What? Armstrong: That one day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, @#$%! A nation of ACTION, not words, ruled by STRENGTH, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong, in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think, TO ACT, for himself! @#$% all these limp-@#$% lawyers and chicken-@#$% bureaucrats. @#$% this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity @#$%. @#$% "American pride." @#$% the media! @#$% all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! Raiden: What the @#$% are you talking about? Armstrong: You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and all for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. Not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars! So, what do you think? Raiden: How the @#$% did you get elected? Armstrong: Well, I didn't write my own speeches. You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, Jack. Not for a company, or a nation, or for anyone else. Raiden: Maybe I was wrong about you Armstrong: Am I finally getting through? I'll rid this planet of pointless wars! Raiden: You're not greedy... YOUR BAT-@#$% INSANE! Armstrong: Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every single egg. Raiden: Not when you’re “purging the weak," right? What do you know about “the weak”? You weren't born poor. You've never been hungry. You don't know what it's like to fight and steal and kill just to survive... Armstrong: But you did survive! Through sheer force of will following your own set of rules. With your own two hands you took back your life! Raiden: And now I'm going to take yours. Armstrong: C'mere you little @#$%! Raiden: Why won't you die!? Armstrong: Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me jack! Raiden: Die! Armstrong: What did I just say? Raiden: It's time to end this
