whats UP everyone it’s eiisl here we’re in here today for an ULTIMARE CLUE CHARACTERS TIERLIST so if you want to see more content like this SMASH that subscribe button but FIRST we have a message from hello fresh 6. colonel mustard would call me a slur. one point for serving this country and minus one point for absolutely being a conservative. surprised he didn’t rank lower. he has a good name though 5. mrs white still mad that they replaced her even though literally nobody likes her. maid outfit. old person. most importantly the most boring uncreative name they put absolutely no effort into her and it shows. never met a single person who picked her as their character unless six people were playing but she’s the last choice. literally was scrapped in the latest edition of clue. gets a point because in the movie she was madeline kahn and her secret was she killed her past husbands but the only thing she has in common with the movie character is the name. in the movie she was actually INVITED to the dinner party but in the game that was just her place of work so she probably like didn’t even get to dine and get to know everyone so she’s boring basically 4. mr green literally who chooses mr green as their character. no remarkable traits. looks like he judges you for buying store brand groceries. definitely invests in stocks and is constantly talking about nfts. uncreative name. looks misogynistic. gets a point for canonically being a closeted gay man in the movie but his game piece and movie counterpart look a lot different so they’re like barely the same person. in the new edition they completely changed his look and personality so now he’s hot. they made everyone hot though. probably why they scrapped ms white because how are you supposed to make an 80 year old hot. i feel like they could’ve done something with the maid outfit actually but i’m getting off track 3. professor plum intellectual brunette man that wears glasses so starting off strong!! very creative name and i love his color like plum is the best character color out of all of them. gets a point for being played by christopher lloyd as in the back to the future scientist. why so low then?? in the movie his secret was an affair with a much younger patient. yucky. also was a huge creep in the movie towards miss scarlet. do not like. however this doesn’t ruin the character for me because the movie isn’t the same as the board game obviously because ms white and mr green are completely different so i think professor plum probably is too. in my head he is polite and not creepy 2. ms peacock a little bit deranged and very eccentric. i love her. fun name. dramatic outfit with a shawl and a fancy hat which i love. looks like she’s judging you but in a way i can accept because her criticisms are probably valid. looks gossipy. a socialite with a rich important husband. her secret in the movie was helping her senator husband win with secret bribes. that’s pretty corrupt and bad but a lot of what the other characters did was bad too. at least it wasn’t for her own political campaign although ig him winning puts her in power too. kinda old but in a way cooler way than mrs white honorable mentions!!! in no particular order mr boddy: literally dead but LOVE the name that is so funny and there was clearly some amount of creativity in that. has a fancy house with secret passageways and a library and a conservatory so seems like he’d be a really cool interesting guy. kind of weird that he doesn’t have a bedroom or a bathroom but maybe they were just unnecessary considering he’s dead by the time we meet him wadsworth: movie only character but the butler and he was my favorite and he was played by tim curry who i love singing telegram girl: also movie only. died but was pretty unforgettable!!! love her dr orchid: new edition game character so i didn’t count her but she would probably rank pretty high. pink which i love. token poc. a plant toxicologist and i love plant toxicology and number one!!! 1. miss scarlet hot. every lgbtq kid’s favorite. my brother carried her figurine with him everywhere he went for like a year when he was three and now he listens to mitski. wears red my favorite color. a femme fatale which i love. long dress and fancy necklace. dramatic and gorgeous. literally perfect. i have a crush on her. her secret in the movie was running an underground “house of ill repute” but who cares let a girl live. gets to roll first. everyone likes her. probably the hottest board game character ever i will argue with you i stand by this list - eiisl
