In this TEDTalk, i will be explaining why the Bible is actually a banger of a book 1 c'mon, it the #1 bestseller 2 y'all its literally got everything 3 you want romance? song of solomon 4 maybe some action/adventure? the gospels (matthew, mark, luke, john) as well as like most of the old testament 5 maybe some life advice is your kinda thing. dont worry, thats what proverbs is for 6 peter, the "did-the-wrong-thing-for-the-right-reason" guy 7 epic plot twists all over the place 8 S A C R I F I C E 9 feminist jesus 10 rebel jesus 11 *to the tune of london bridges* jerico walls falling down, falling down, falling down 12 a lot of epic girlbosses 13 phrogs 14 you want fantasy-like prophecy? we got u fam; revelations 15 "get out of here, baldy!" 16 "happy is he who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rocks" 17 oh yeah and then theres james and john's rivalry because they both think they're jesus's favourite 18 David and Johnathon being besties 19 "must you bring me a madman? we already have enough of them around here" 20 sheep boy giant slayer 21 queen esther need i continue?
